Fish & Shit

Shit! Fuck! The shit is hitting the fan! The fish are on the floor!

TODAY:

Stalker-divorced-dad-of-3 in IN: He guessed that I have a crush on our mutual friend, the guy I met Stalker through. I could FEEL Stalker's heartbreak when he realized once and for all "She's just not that into me" (because she has had a mad crush on the other guy for years before she met me, not to mention I'm ).

BS: quizzed me about the time I spent with APW on Sunday and what I thought of APW. I refused to give any opinion-adjectives. And tried to change the subject in a way that seemed like I was not trying to change the subject. So sly. L.Lo wants to know WHY I am trying to dodge the bullet, she wants me to make BS cry, I think. He DOES deserve it though.

Girls be pimps too. Oh, and by the by, this weekend BS slept over at the fh; I saw him 3 nights in a row. On Sunday, I invited APW to the SuperBowl party I attended, and we made out hardcore (on the streets of Ann Arbor, yeahbaby, can you say Freshman year?!). How are we counting non-interweb dates? I still don't even know what a date constitutes as. I might have been on a bunch, or none.

BUT, I also asked Fish #1, "DJ Fish," on a date/suggested that we meet. Sorry ladies, I couldn't wait! I didn't see the point in investing more in emails (we email most every other day, at least). He was like, 'glad you did, because I'm kinda chicken when it comes to making the first move.' Uhh, well, that sucks, because I want a guy who will make A move. We'll see. This is the start of my 10 days on, which means the earliest I could make plans is this next Monday. We shall see. Date suggestions? Location suggestions, L.Lo? (Btwn here and Ferndale).

I think I'll be drowning another fish that was a potential because of the fact that he is more interested in my work. He asked for an 'appointment' to come 'observe me while I work.' I told him off like this: "It's nice that you are interested in my work--however, I'm not interested in being a poster-child or in being interviewed on the topic of my profession or observed. I am not the gateway to all the unknown. Maybe you read my frustrations regarding this

exact dilemma in my profile? Besides, I would not allow the sacred tasks entrusted to me to become a spectacle for the sake of entertaining curiosities. There are plenty of books and films on the subject for the purposes you seek; I am not necessary in this equation." Plus, I can tell he's trying to sound smarter than he probably is. No go, baby, no go.

Another fish, looking for "Email/Talk" (as opposed to "dating" "hanging out" "long term" "sexual encounters" etc.), because he is moving to Texas soon, thinks I am interesting and weird and he likes it. He asked if I text. To which I have not responded. Maybe a good friendship/pen pal, but for love or something, no.

Another fish, "Rockabilly" fish likes me because he thinks I "sound intelligent." He's pretty pompous and self-important--but he's hot. Worth the fishflakes, I think.