Good quotes (via text):
"What r u looking for?"
"Who is this?"
"_____ from eHarmony."
That is the first text you send me...ever?!
"What's up, u of m?"
"How is ms. gretzky doing?"
How bout you pick the 2 worst nicknames for me...ever...in a 3 minute timeframe.
"R u lookin to get to know a cool guy"
Yeah...do you know one?
"Why did you quite?"
Uhh...you mean quit?
Seriously. It is not a mystery why you are single. You are WEIRD and CREEPY. You can't even text right.
Next on the horizon--a pole vaulter. Hahaha. You couldn't make this shit up.
pole vaulter ... god i can't wait to hear this one. but hey, at least none of the guys texting you tried to grope you with their clammy hands.
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