Introducing...

THE CARL TEST.

I almost forgot! We met a nice friend at the bar last night and developed a name for the famous "dick in your mouth" test. For those who are not familiar, the test is a little something like this: You are wondering if you like this guy. Is there anything there? Or are we just friends? You ask yourself "Can I picture his dick in my mouth?" I'll let you figure out how to interpret the results.

So, now we shall say someone passes/fails The Carl Test. Because, let's be honest, have you ever met a Carl whose dick you wanted in your mouth? Exactly. THE CARL TEST.

If you have guy friends who would like to use a similar test (would I go down on her?), we shall name that The Rita Test. Same reason, obs.

Mmmk. Bye bye now.